Phil Baxter: Professional Internet Gambler Video

A comedy mockumentary about an optimistic poker player pursuing the life of online gambling. His wallet and girlfriend don't agree.

lance? is my uncle! ...
lance? is my uncle!!!

I've just lost (£ ...
I've just lost (£ 6000) 2? days ago , man I'm f**ked I don't know what to do , f**k 2012 , f**k me, f**k gambling, f**k my life.

poker is? not ...
poker is? not gambling sorry

Bwahahah I was? ...
Bwahahah I was? expecting him to say how he was making 1000s a day not losing 800 a day. :o)

The only way you ...
The only way you can? win in the long term is to either Back above true odds or Lay below true odds.

I like to play nude ...
I like to play nude on? webcam poker tables and show people my penis

Forget internet ...
Forget internet gambling...Just pimp out? your wife.

hahaha...best ...
hahaha...best bulls**t ive heard in so long man.. you will never make money off? of poker ...sorry sporto

That woman is? so ...
That woman is? so hot

Hmmm,? man, you ...
Hmmm,? man, you wanna talk about a bad case of 2 pairs. LMAO

This is a perfect ...
This is a perfect video for people who are NOT patient and calm enough to improve in a game of poker - because this might be a result.?

Proper funny when ...
Proper funny when she's talking and he's in the background losing! lol! On a serious note if anyone is interested in pro gambling wwwthebettingadvisorycom. I use it as they? give you selections where the prices will drop and beat SP - then I just lay them on wwwbetfaircom! Can't lose!

best line in the ...
best line in the whole video is---'put this in the fridge'--excellent video.....weve all had the low loader taking the car,,, but in all sincerity---despite everything,,its still the best job in all the world.....what time do you? guys start work tomorrow--8am 9am,,, ?..i start 8pm 1 BET PLACED AND THATS THE WORK DONE FOR A WEEK...enjoy the rat race,, ynwa

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ur gf is hot.?
ur gf is hot.?

Great? stuff!
Great? stuff!

gold i like it alot ...
gold i like it alot.?

cheesy yank cak...?
cheesy yank cak...?

did u seriously ...
did u seriously play with ur dick!?!?!?? that takes mad skill

I don't see the ...
I don't see the point of gambling online. Gambling on land nearly guarantee? that you will lose (some good players actually made a fortune gambling), but gambling online guarantee you will lose X 100.

yes hopefully lol.. ...
yes hopefully lol...ofcourse i was? talking about tourneys

since I play mostly ...
since I play mostly HU sngs I really? hope to cash a bit more than 10-15% of the time ;)

@giglin9279 Nice, ...
@giglin9279 Nice, If you? want to have a one on one match my FTP ID is crisrusco3267 :] And its true I discovered on the Full Tilt blog last monday you register a account on their site with the code SPECIALS you cant have a full tilt account allready, only works for people w/o an account.Its a great bonus offer. Your first deposit will be DOUBLED + a few other excellent perks. Sadly limited to the first 2000 people that sign up with this

Her AMAZING rack, ...
Her AMAZING rack, gets your video? a thumbs up.

A professional, ...
A professional, that plays freeroll :D?

its funny u can hes ...
its funny u can hes taken the p**s? outta gambling wannabess who wanna live this life style but never end up makin it! i wud watch a comedy show lyk this!!

Shows you how? ...
Shows you how? pathetic poker (pros) are f**king idiot

i played for a long ...
i played for a long time and checked my opponents on? sharkscope to see what i could expect and at a certain point i was desperate to find one that actually had good profit. they say roughly 1 of 100(1%) will make it in the long run, but i saw that most didnt even make it in the short run, btw u should cash 10-15% of the time

He plays on? UB. ...
He plays on? UB. That's the problem.